I like this one> In places like Toronto where ‘foreign brands’ reign supreme, the population of Mustang owners is relatively scarce and almost without exception, are douchebags. Hell, one crashed into my girlfriend’s grandmother at a fucking stop sign.
The level of idiocy in places like the Metro-Detroit area is much less (probably because there are simply more owners), but most of the dick moves in traffic are caused by Mustang drivers.
I honestly don’t know what it is... do dicks just gravitate to the Mustang because they’re cheap, high powered RWD cars?
And this one>
I had a Mustang and did not crash it into anyone. Maybe it was because it was an 06 with the 4.0 V6, or maybe it’s because I’m not a bloody arsehole.
Believe me, arseholes are attracted to Mustangs like flies to shit. You should have seen how they flocked to the Fox-bodies after Vanilla Ice mentioned the convertibles in his piece of shit song. It didn’t matter if some arsehole had a four-cylinder LX or heavily used and abused Highway Patrol Mustang, they all thought they were hot shit.
I love Mustangs and would have another one, I’ll be in the minority of non-arsehole owners trying to not kill people at car shows with my car.
The level of idiocy in places like the Metro-Detroit area is much less (probably because there are simply more owners), but most of the dick moves in traffic are caused by Mustang drivers.
I honestly don’t know what it is... do dicks just gravitate to the Mustang because they’re cheap, high powered RWD cars?
And this one>
I had a Mustang and did not crash it into anyone. Maybe it was because it was an 06 with the 4.0 V6, or maybe it’s because I’m not a bloody arsehole.
Believe me, arseholes are attracted to Mustangs like flies to shit. You should have seen how they flocked to the Fox-bodies after Vanilla Ice mentioned the convertibles in his piece of shit song. It didn’t matter if some arsehole had a four-cylinder LX or heavily used and abused Highway Patrol Mustang, they all thought they were hot shit.
I love Mustangs and would have another one, I’ll be in the minority of non-arsehole owners trying to not kill people at car shows with my car.
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