haha Posts of crappest car you have owned

It doesnt have to be the truth in this one. lets see where it goes.

[mustangmike]

Just and wait intell I post a picture of my winter beater now it will beat any picture on here lol

[old vette dog]

Right now it looks like it!

[ReRod]

I don't have a picture of it anywhere but I had an '84 Cutlass for a winter beater one year. I think I paid $300 for it or something. Got pissed off one night and took a 50lb. dumbbell to every part of the car. Roof, trunk, hood, fenders, quarters, doors... My roommate asked me the next morning if I had gotten in an accident:rotfl:

Oh, and here's the current winter beater/every day car:


21x,000 miles. $400. All I've had to do is change plugs and oil

[speedo]

O-yea well meet the Van we don't even change oil just keep adding!!! I acutally love the thing but its still crappy.. Good for parties and such as well. I actually only own half ramairws6 has the other.

Pulls my junk around the country like a dream boat!!! While making a nice 10mpg....! And yes the light works!

[GrandmaGold]

No picture, but it was a 1986 Toyota Corolla. But, God damn. 5 Door can attest to that car. It was a beast. It took a hell of a beating.

Story 1:
I used to haul blocks, cylinder heads, crankshafts to Competition Engines in Eagan all the time, when I was still working in the machine shop. At one time, I had a 440 Chrysler block, crank, 2 heads and an intake all in the truck at once. Safe to say, I was staring at the stars. LOL

Story 2:
The car burned oil like crazy. Only changed the oil once in the 3 years I had it. The only time I knew when I had to add more, was when the oil pressure like would come on, while turning a corner. So, this one time I was meeting my (soon to be) ex-wife at her job for lunch at Home Depot. As I turned the corner the light came on, as usual. But, the light continued to stay on for at least a minute from there on. At this point, I knew I needed oil. So, I went into Home Depot and asked her if they had any oil. She proceeded to tell me, "The only oil we have here, would be by the lawnmowers." So, I went over there and saw quarts of Honda 4 cycle oil. I said, "Fvck it" and used it. Never used a better oil that didn't burn more than any other regular automotive oil in the life of the car. And, yes. The car is STILL running to this day.

Story 3:
5 Door, myself and a friend Shawn where really, really drunk one winter night. As 5 Door drive us back to our vehicles, we were doing skids around the corners and other crazy shit in his truck. So, as we all got out (fell out in a drunken stooper) of 5 Doors truck, we all got in out respective vehicles. 5 Door took off around the corner and proceeded to do a sliding skid across the intersection....and Shawn followed in his 1979 Ford DOT Orange truck. Now, remember...this is a 1986 FWD Toyota. So, I attempted the same thing. As I attempted the skid, I yanked on the e-brake lever (as you're supposed to, to attempt this) and the car just turned right before the corner and ran right straight into a 10 foot tall frozen snowbank. We all laughed our asses off. As I backed up, I noticed a clunking from the back of the car. Ooops, as I ran into the snowbank, the rear strut mounts broke and now where attempting to come through the rear package tray. All the way from that point, all I heard over bumps was, "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!".