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Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open
17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Joe Biden Singing the Alphabet
Joe: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G,"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P,"
\*pauses\*
"I don't remember the rest,"
"Nor can I sing,"
"That doesn't matter,"
"You know the thing.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet
Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task
Bernie, Joe and Donald are on a Zoom call.
Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump secretly have regular Zoom conversations.
Bernie: “I dreamed last night that God spoke to me. He said that he wanted me to be president.”
Joe: “That’s funny. I had the exact same dream.”
Donald: “I don’t remember talking to either of you last night.” Bwhahahaha!
17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Joe Biden Singing the Alphabet
Joe: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G,"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P,"
\*pauses\*
"I don't remember the rest,"
"Nor can I sing,"
"That doesn't matter,"
"You know the thing.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet
Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task
Bernie, Joe and Donald are on a Zoom call.
Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump secretly have regular Zoom conversations.
Bernie: “I dreamed last night that God spoke to me. He said that he wanted me to be president.”
Joe: “That’s funny. I had the exact same dream.”
Donald: “I don’t remember talking to either of you last night.” Bwhahahaha!