Grandma Ain't Scared of Nuthin

[fast toys]

A State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for No Fenders. As he looked at her drivers license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit ~ Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession ~ She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment ~~The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console~ The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied ~~Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse ~Finally the astonished trooper asked with a smirk ~~What are you afraid of ??? and the little old lady smiled and replied ~~Not a ****ing thing. :rotfl: