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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said,"Hi..You know.....I just hate drawing welfare. I'd rather be working."
The social worker behind the counter said."Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chaueffeur and body gaurd for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive her around in his 2011 MercedesCLS,and he will supply all of your upscale clothes.
Because of the long hours,meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assighnment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid twenties and has a very strong sex drive."
The guy,just plain wide-eyed,said," You're BULLSHITTING ME !!"
The social worker said," Yeah,well you started it.":laughing smile::rotfl:
The social worker behind the counter said."Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chaueffeur and body gaurd for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive her around in his 2011 MercedesCLS,and he will supply all of your upscale clothes.
Because of the long hours,meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assighnment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid twenties and has a very strong sex drive."
The guy,just plain wide-eyed,said," You're BULLSHITTING ME !!"
The social worker said," Yeah,well you started it.":laughing smile::rotfl: