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    The teacher asked the class to use the word"Facinate " in a sentence.

    Molly put up her hand and said,"My family went to my grandfather's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was facinating."

    The teacher said," That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ' FACINATE" Not facinating."

    Sally raised her hand. She said," My family went to see Rock City and I was facinated." The teacher said," Well, that was good Sally,but I wanted you to use the word'Facinate".

    Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "facinate",so she called on him.

    Johnny said," My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.

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    Now that sir,is funny! I wish I could find the joke about the Lady Marine pilot getting shot down in Iraq. Another Little Johnny story.
    Drag Racing,just you,me,and the tree!!

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    • #3
      haha...little Johnny

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