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    The economy is so bad...............

    Wives are having sex with their husbands because
    they can't afford batteries.

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    A stripper was killed while she stripped when her audience
    showered her with rolls of pennies.

    I saw a polygamist with only one wife.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
    you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
    their children's names.

    My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it,
    and they re-possessed her!

    A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

    The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

    Had to pawn the car title for gas money.

    The economy is so bad our Memorial Day barbeque was reduced to only rib flavored potato chips

    "Due to budget restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off"

  • #2
    Sounds like Rodney

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    • #3
      This is one of my favorite LOL threads.

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      • #4
        Good one!

        Would be even funnier if it weren't so close to the truth...

        Joel
        There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

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        • #5
          I seen a democrat with his hand in his own pockets.
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