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read all of these, The bottom one is the best.:rotfl:
The "F" Word. There are only twelve times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
2. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877
4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938
5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
8. "Where the @#$% am I?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 (my personal favorite)
9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
10. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1998
11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." - Saddam Hussein, 1990
And the Fucking new winner is!
12. "I need a SEAL in my house like I need a @%#*^ing hole in my head." - Osama Bin Laden, 2011:rotfl::lol2::funny shit:
The "F" Word. There are only twelve times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
2. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877
4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938
5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
8. "Where the @#$% am I?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 (my personal favorite)
9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
10. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1998
11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." - Saddam Hussein, 1990
And the Fucking new winner is!
12. "I need a SEAL in my house like I need a @%#*^ing hole in my head." - Osama Bin Laden, 2011:rotfl::lol2::funny shit: