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A man breaks into a house looking for money & guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed.He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the guy gets on top of her,kisses her neck,then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there,the husband whispers over to his wife,"Listen, This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes ! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck,if he wants sex,don't resist,don't complain...... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,he'll kill us both.
Be strong honey ..... I love you."
His wife responds;" He wasn't kissing my neck,he was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he is gay,thinks you are cute and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
BE STRONG HONEY.....I LOVE YOU TOO !":rotfl::lol2:dance
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the guy gets on top of her,kisses her neck,then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there,the husband whispers over to his wife,"Listen, This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes ! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck,if he wants sex,don't resist,don't complain...... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,he'll kill us both.
Be strong honey ..... I love you."
His wife responds;" He wasn't kissing my neck,he was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he is gay,thinks you are cute and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
BE STRONG HONEY.....I LOVE YOU TOO !":rotfl::lol2:dance
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