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These have been picked as finalists in the contest to find the new TSA
(Transportation Safety Administration) Slogan. .
1. Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
2. Grope discounts available.
3. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
5. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
6. Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
7. Wanna fly? Drop yours.
8. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
9. We are now free to move about your pants.
10. We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
11. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
12. When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
13. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'.
14. You were a virgin.
15. We handle more packages than the USPS.
16. TSA isn't silly, they just want to touch your willy.
17. Stroke of the hand, law of the land.
18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.
19. Let your fingers do the Walking.
20. Cough.
21. Reach out and touch someone.
22. Can you feel me now?
23. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.
(Transportation Safety Administration) Slogan. .
1. Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
2. Grope discounts available.
3. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
5. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
6. Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
7. Wanna fly? Drop yours.
8. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
9. We are now free to move about your pants.
10. We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
11. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
12. When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
13. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'.
14. You were a virgin.
15. We handle more packages than the USPS.
16. TSA isn't silly, they just want to touch your willy.
17. Stroke of the hand, law of the land.
18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.
19. Let your fingers do the Walking.
20. Cough.
21. Reach out and touch someone.
22. Can you feel me now?
23. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.
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