The best of Wal Mart

[Z28SSMAN]

How does one manage to make it look like they've tucked their ass into their pants like a shirt?

Damn. Now THOSE are some nice……?????
Well, it is summer now, which means that we all get to witness more gems like this one

Why do I feel like at any minute now, a big arm-bar is going to swing out with a STOP sign on it?

[Z28SSMAN]

I would like to officially nominate those pants for worst color option EVER! Are you serious with that? “Hey, let’s get skin-tight pants, make them in sizes where the words ’skin-tight’ should be off-limits, and then produce them in a flesh color.” What a great idea!



Your first move should be checking that backpack for a pair of underwear. If there are none in there, well, you ARE at a store that sells underwear. Problem solved. I would move on to pants.......but...... I don’t want to get too far ahead.........and lose you.



Ya really think ya gonna be needing those condoms there, big fella?


OOOOWWW, she’s a BRICK (da-na-na-na) HOUSE.
She’s MIGHTY- MIGHTY, just LETTIN’ it ALL hang-out.

[Z28SSMAN]

OH COME ON! Are you actually going to stand there and tell me you don't even feel a breeze?


Before he died, did Elvis get a poodle pregnant? I don’t know, I’m not here to judge....….Okay, I am........but still......


The irony here is overwhelming. I’m just going to sit back and let you soak it in.


Ummm, I think you might need something more than the pine tree air-freshener. It’s a start......not where I would have started.......but it’s a start

[Z28SSMAN]

C'mon now, on a scale of 1 to 10, where do you think his level of 'giving a f***' is? I am seriously jealous of this dude.



ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS: "Warm weather is now here as we start the summer, and so is
the unfortunate “Swamp Ass” epidemic. Be aware-- and try to stay dry.




Yes!!!!! Blue is definitely your color!

[Z28SSMAN]

At what point does a person just say “F*ck it, I don’t need to put on shoes or pants”? Most people in the world would put pants on to walk into another room of the house, or if not that, then they would put some on if they're going to the street to get their mail. And you made it to Walmart.



WOW! That’s so cool! JanSport came out with a new flesh colored fanny-pack….wait….hold on….can it be….is it…..OH MY DEAR GOD!



Why do I have a feeling Jim Henson is behind her......working her arms?



"I’m sorry sir, but those Christmas hams put you over the 12 item limit for this line.

[Z28SSMAN]

So is the first hog his wife? And his other hog is your wife? If you don’t ride a Harley, what else could it mean?


See kids, this is what is known as an oxymoron. A statement that contradicts itself.


Keep digging sweetheart, you’re bound to find it in there somewhere.


Now this is truth in advertising! Its not only bad, its one of the worst I’ve ever seen.


Has anyone else ever mistaken an aisle in Wal-mart for a freakin’ beach? I’m just saying….


That’s the weirdest rash I’ve ever seen…


Blame what? The ankle bracelet? The dark roots? The Daisy Dukes?


Please please let there be one there in his size.


Really? You couldn’t find one piece of clothing that fit? Not even one?


Rapunzel, Rapunzel, please pick up your hair!


What every other TCS mullet in the world aspires to be…

[MR.hp]

I give this one 5 stars.:rotfl: I think that was the store by LTD and dirty's houses:rotfl: