Don't forget the lyrics TCO style

[57 300]

How 'bout...

Free is when you don't have to pay for noth'n or do noth'n.You got'a be free,,,free as the wind.

[blown 87gt]

God you guys are old

[Fast One]

God you guys are old

:funny shit:


Like a good wine, we tend to improve with age. Don't forget that 'senior's discount' at the local restaurant. Our auto insurance is much cheaper, as well. Hell - they don't even care if you drive a Ferrari when you're my age. And we actually heard most of the good bands live - before they turned into old farts. :rotfl:

Crap! Now where in hell did I put that damn AARP card?!?! Oh, nevermind - I found it hiding under my Social Security application...


:oldlaugher:

And your age is??

[blown 87gt]

:funny shit:


Like a good wine, we tend to improve with age. Don't forget that 'senior's discount' at the local restaurant. Our auto insurance is much cheaper, as well. Hell - they don't even care if you drive a Ferrari when you're my age. And we actually heard most of the good bands live - before they turned into old farts. :rotfl:

Crap! Now where in hell did I put that damn AARP card?!?! Oh, nevermind - I found it hiding under my Social Security application...


:oldlaugher:

And your age is??

The earth has been blessed to have me for 29 years

[Fast One]

The earth has been blessed to have me for 29 years

Interesting perspective...

I've been around for 54 years; however I have had only 13 birthdays.

[Tradbuilt]

Free is when you don't have to pay for noth'n or do noth'n.You got'a be free,,,free as the wind.

A Zappa fan!

[Tradbuilt]

Interesting perspective...

I've been around for 54 years; however I have had only 13 birthdays.

Leap Year? Feb 29?

When a person is in their 20's they think they're wise already (everybody does). Then all of a sudden you're in your late 40's or so and realize you knew nothing about what "life" is at that age.

[Z28SSMAN]

Nobody gonna take my car
Im gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
Its gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh its a killing machine
Its got everything
Like a driving power big fat tyres
And everything

I love it and I need it
I bleed it yeah its a wild hurricane
Alright hold tight
Im a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Nobody gonna take my girl
Im gonna keep her to the end
Nobody gonna have my girl
She stays close on every bend
Oooh shes a killing machine
Shes got everything
Like a moving mouth body control
And everything

I love her I need her
I seed her
Yeah she turns me on
Alright hold on tight
Im a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Nobody gonna take my girl
Im gonna keep her to the end
Nobody gonna have my girl
She stays close on every bend
Oooh shes a killing machine
Shes got everything
Like a moving mouth body control
And everything

I love her I need her
I seed her
Yeah she turns me on
Alright hold on tight
Im a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Nobody gonna take my head
I got speed inside my brain
Nobody gonna steal my head
Now that Im on the road again
Oooh Im in heaven again Ive got everything
Like a moving ground an open road
And everything

I love it and I need it
I seed it
Eight cylinders all mine
Alright hold on tight
Im a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[Z28SSMAN]

I SAID TURN THAT THING DOWN AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL!

Hey! What are you trying to do?! You ruined my record man, I just bought it!

I don't care what you just bought! You get your little fanny perpendicular and get ready for school.

I'm not going to school.

What do you mean "your're not going to school"?

Just what I said, I'm not going to school!

And why not?

Because I'm sick, that's why not.

Sick, you're sick alright! What's wrong with you now, Prince Charming?

I got an earache.

An earache my eye! How would you like a butt ache?! Now get your little fanny out of that bed and-and clean up this room, it looks like a pig sty. You hear me?

[Pig snorts]

Alright, that's enough! That's enough! You pushed me far enough, young man, you're getting punished. Now stand up!

NO!

I said stand up!!

AHH!! Let go of my hair man!

Now young man, I have talked to you and talked to you and talked to you 'til I'm blue in the face, and I'm done talking to you!

Good, does that mean you're done spitting on me, too?

SHUT UP! I'm not done talking to you! Now turn around and bend over!

Oh, what are you gonna do, you pervert?

Pervert, why you snotty nose!

OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW!

Oh, shut up! I haven't even touched you yet! NOw I want you to know this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me.

*small smack*

Oh wow, that didn't even hurt.

Oh yeah?

*small smack*

Oh wow, what are trying to do, tickle me?

Tickle you? Yeah, I'll tickle you!

*BIG SMACK*

OWW!!!

Oh yeah, is that a tickle, huh? How about another tickle?

*BIG SMACK*

OWW!!!

Come on, laugh it up, funny boy!

*BIG SMACK*

OWW!!! NO MORE, no more, no more!

Alright, are you gonna do what I tell ya?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

Are you gonna talk back to me?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

WHAT?!?!?!?!??!

I mean, NO, NO, NO!

Alright. Now you get your clothes on, and get your little butt ready for school. Right now, do you understand?

Yeah, yeah.

Alright.

[More Music and fades]

[Tradbuilt]

Here's one....

You oughta see her on a road course or a quarter mile
This little modified Pon-Pon has got plenty of style
She beats the gassers and the rail jobs,
really drives 'em why-ee-eye-ild


(part of verse 2)

[Titan5]

Interesting perspective...

I've been around for 54 years; however I have had only 13 birthdays.

I was just reading this stuff and it has been a very cool subject, I haven't been on the computer much lately, but when I got to this part I thought it was very cool how you posted your 13 Birthdays, right away it hit me, Your Birhtday must be on Feb 29th ???

So I wonder are you a 54 year old 13 year old or are you a 13 year old 54 year old ??????????????
:smile tease:dance

P.S. I will try to post some of the legendary oldies lyrics that I also grew up with, a few years after they were released of course ??? :eek2:

[Fast One]

Leap Year? Feb 29?

When a person is in their 20's they think they're wise already (everybody does). Then all of a sudden you're in your late 40's or so and realize you knew nothing about what "life" is at that age.

Yup - Leap Year. 2/29/56

Yeah - I thought I had it all figured out at that age. Also thought I was pretty much indestructible. On the other hand....when I look back - I wouldn't trade my experiences back then (well, except for maybe a couple) for anything.

Two things I did get right back then: 1) Live your dream. Don't let anyone talk you into believing that you can't. 2) Life is short. Try to spend as little of it as possible doing work that you hate.

Joel

[Fast One]

So I wonder are you a 54 year old 13 year old or are you a 13 year old 54 year old ??????????????

Depends entirely upon whom you ask...:rotfl:

[Fast One]

I SAID TURN THAT THING DOWN AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL!

Hey! What are you trying to do?! You ruined my record man, I just bought it!..............

Cheech & Chong fan 'eh?

Was on Cheech & Chong's Wedding Album, if I remember correctly.