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The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked:
"When you die and go to Heaven, Which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said: "I think it's your hands."
The nun asked: "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied: "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and God reaches out and takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Then little Johnny raised his hand and said: "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face and said:
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said:
"Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, and Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying:
"Oh God, oh god, I'm Coming!, i'm coming !!!
And if Dadddy wasn't been pinning her down, we could have lost her!"
The Nun gasped and fainted!......
"When you die and go to Heaven, Which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said: "I think it's your hands."
The nun asked: "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied: "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and God reaches out and takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Then little Johnny raised his hand and said: "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face and said:
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said:
"Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, and Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying:
"Oh God, oh god, I'm Coming!, i'm coming !!!
And if Dadddy wasn't been pinning her down, we could have lost her!"
The Nun gasped and fainted!......
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