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  • What part of your body goes to heaven first ?

    The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked:
    "When you die and go to Heaven, Which part of your body goes first?"

    Suzy raised her hand and said: "I think it's your hands."

    The nun asked: "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

    Suzy replied: "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
    together in front of you and God reaches out and takes your hands first."

    "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

    Then little Johnny raised his hand and said: "Sister, I think it's your feet."

    The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face and said:
    "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"

    Little Johnny said:
    "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, and Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying:
    "Oh God, oh god, I'm Coming!, i'm coming !!!

    And if Dadddy wasn't been pinning her down, we could have lost her!"

    The Nun gasped and fainted!......


  • #2
    lol

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    • #3
      thats good shit!

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      • #4
        little johnny is a smart cookie

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        • #5
          That's silly

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