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A woman went to a pet shop and spotted a large, beautiful parrot. The sign on the cage that said $50.
'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should warn you first that this bird was brought up in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff'.
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam'.
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad'.
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird looked around and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls'.
The woman her daughters were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work, walked into the living room.
The bird looked at him and said,
'Hi, Keith'!
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'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should warn you first that this bird was brought up in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff'.
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam'.
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad'.
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird looked around and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls'.
The woman her daughters were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work, walked into the living room.
The bird looked at him and said,
'Hi, Keith'!
:fail1:
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