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While flying down the road,a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over,walked up to the car,with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love ,asked,"What's your hurry?"
To which she replied,"I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah",said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," She replied
The cop stammered,"A what?"
A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?
"Well", she said,"I start by inserting 1 finger,then work my way up to 2 fingers,then 3,then 4,then my whole hand.I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,then I slowly but surely stretch it until it's about 6 feet wide."
" And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot A$$ hole?" he asked.
" You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...."
TRAFFIC TICKET................$95.00
COURT COSTS...................$45.00
LOOK ON THE COPS FACE.....Priceless :laugh_smile::rotfl::rlol:
The cop pulled her over,walked up to the car,with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love ,asked,"What's your hurry?"
To which she replied,"I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah",said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," She replied
The cop stammered,"A what?"
A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?
"Well", she said,"I start by inserting 1 finger,then work my way up to 2 fingers,then 3,then 4,then my whole hand.I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,then I slowly but surely stretch it until it's about 6 feet wide."
" And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot A$$ hole?" he asked.
" You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...."
TRAFFIC TICKET................$95.00
COURT COSTS...................$45.00
LOOK ON THE COPS FACE.....Priceless :laugh_smile::rotfl::rlol:
2001 Trans Am All Motor 9.75 @139mph
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