Classic Nursery Rhymes (keep it clean)

[Z28SSMAN]

Saws make a buzz....

Clocks make a tick...

You also make something...










YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MR.hp]

There once was a man named Joe

Who always hung out with a ho

Then one day he dumped the b***h

So now we just call him No mo ho fo joe

[ReRod]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city

My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy,
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with a rake
And now its only 4 ft 4.

[Z28SSMAN]

Move over and let me pass...before they have to pull these triple A's out yo m'fn ass!

[Z28SSMAN]

Now you're runnin round here with your nose all snotty.....

if you don't know what the game is all about.....

you'd better ask somebody

[Titan5]

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to the heater
Every time it turned around it burned it's little seater...


Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead
now it goes to school with her between two hunks of bread...

[MR.hp]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch a pail of water
Jack came down with sif.:rotfl:

[Z28SSMAN]

You come on strong!


You come on tuff!


So why you still usin


That greasy kid stuff!

[mustangmike]

there ounce was a man named kunnucket who had a di** long enough he could suck it with cum on his chin a grin on his face he said if my ear was a cunt i would fu** it