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A first grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher, asked Harry, "what's your problem?"
Harry answered, I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks, he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions correct, then he was to go back to the 1st grade class room and behave.
Ms. Brooks agreed.
Harry then was brought into the office and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
The Principal asked:
"What is 3 x 3?"
Harry answered:
"9"!
The Principal asked:
"What is 6 x 6?"
Harry answered:
"36"!
And so it went with every question that the Principal asked that he thought a 3rd grader should know.
The Principal looked at Ms. Brooks and told her,
I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.
Ms. Brooks said to the Principal, let me ask him some questions! The Principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asked Harry:
"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
After a moment Harry answered:
"Legs!"
Ms Brooks asked:
"What is in your pants that you have but, I do not have?"
The principal was wondering why would she ask Harry such a question!
Then Harry replied:
"Pockets"!
Ms. Brooks then asked:
"What does a dog do, that a man steps into?"
Harry replied:
"Pants!"
Ms. Brooks asked:
"What starts with a C, and ends with a T, it's hairy, oval, delicious and contains a thin whiteish liquid?"
Harry said:
"A Coconut!"
The principal sat forward on his chair, with his mouth hanging open.
and Ms. Brooks asked:
"What goes in hard and pink and then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes popped opened really wide and before he could stop Harry from answering.
Harry replied:
"Bubble gum!"
Ms. Brooks asked:
"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog
does on three legs?"
Harry answered:
"Shake hands!"
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks then asked Harry:
"What word starts with an "F" and ends with a "K" and means there will be alot of heat and excitement?"
Harry thought for a second and said:
"FIRETRUCK"!!!!
The principal breathed a heavy sigh of relief and told Ms. Brooks,
"Put Harry in the fifth-grade" I got the last seven answers wrong...............
:rlol:
Harry answered, I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks, he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions correct, then he was to go back to the 1st grade class room and behave.
Ms. Brooks agreed.
Harry then was brought into the office and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
The Principal asked:
"What is 3 x 3?"
Harry answered:
"9"!
The Principal asked:
"What is 6 x 6?"
Harry answered:
"36"!
And so it went with every question that the Principal asked that he thought a 3rd grader should know.
The Principal looked at Ms. Brooks and told her,
I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.
Ms. Brooks said to the Principal, let me ask him some questions! The Principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asked Harry:
"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
After a moment Harry answered:
"Legs!"
Ms Brooks asked:
"What is in your pants that you have but, I do not have?"
The principal was wondering why would she ask Harry such a question!
Then Harry replied:
"Pockets"!
Ms. Brooks then asked:
"What does a dog do, that a man steps into?"
Harry replied:
"Pants!"
Ms. Brooks asked:
"What starts with a C, and ends with a T, it's hairy, oval, delicious and contains a thin whiteish liquid?"
Harry said:
"A Coconut!"
The principal sat forward on his chair, with his mouth hanging open.
and Ms. Brooks asked:
"What goes in hard and pink and then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes popped opened really wide and before he could stop Harry from answering.
Harry replied:
"Bubble gum!"
Ms. Brooks asked:
"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog
does on three legs?"
Harry answered:
"Shake hands!"
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks then asked Harry:
"What word starts with an "F" and ends with a "K" and means there will be alot of heat and excitement?"
Harry thought for a second and said:
"FIRETRUCK"!!!!
The principal breathed a heavy sigh of relief and told Ms. Brooks,
"Put Harry in the fifth-grade" I got the last seven answers wrong...............
:rlol:
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