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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE
UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
Doc, I've got problems:
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it, I'm scare, I think I'm going to go crazy..
He said to me:
"Just come to me for one year"
Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears..
I asked:
How much do you charge?
The Doc said:
"Eighty dollars per visit"
I told him that I would have to think about it.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street, and he asked "Why didn't you come back to see me about those fears you were having?"
I told him:
Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A Bartender cured me for $10 and I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought myself that Muscle Car that I have always wanted.
With a bit of an attitude he said, "IS THAT SO" and how, may I ask,
could a "Bartender" have cured you?
I told the Doc:
He just told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Ain't nobody under there now!!!
:rlol:
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS..
JUSTGO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER !!!!
UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
Doc, I've got problems:
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it, I'm scare, I think I'm going to go crazy..
He said to me:
"Just come to me for one year"
Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears..
I asked:
How much do you charge?
The Doc said:
"Eighty dollars per visit"
I told him that I would have to think about it.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street, and he asked "Why didn't you come back to see me about those fears you were having?"
I told him:
Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A Bartender cured me for $10 and I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought myself that Muscle Car that I have always wanted.
With a bit of an attitude he said, "IS THAT SO" and how, may I ask,
could a "Bartender" have cured you?
I told the Doc:
He just told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Ain't nobody under there now!!!
:rlol:
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS..
JUSTGO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER !!!!