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Man that Guy could tell a joke here are some
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was,she was coming home.
A girl called me and said," Come on over. There's nobody home" I went over. There was nobody home.
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.
If it weren't for pick pockets,I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying.I said," Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said,"No,I hate myself now.
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the the bag over her head comes off.
I knew a girl so ugly, they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kithen the roaches hang themselves.
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging , naked. I asked him why? He said," Because you came home early.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; last night she called me from Chicago.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was,she was coming home.
A girl called me and said," Come on over. There's nobody home" I went over. There was nobody home.
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.
If it weren't for pick pockets,I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying.I said," Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said,"No,I hate myself now.
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the the bag over her head comes off.
I knew a girl so ugly, they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kithen the roaches hang themselves.
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging , naked. I asked him why? He said," Because you came home early.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; last night she called me from Chicago.
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