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Two tone paint work - Original color and rust.
One careful owner - But the other nine were clumsy as anything.
10,000 trouble-free miles - Crashed in the last 20 feet.
Heated rear window - So you don't get cold hands when push-starting the thing in winter.
Very clean - Only washed if and when it rains.
Lady owner - The glove box is full of half-used cosmetics.
Clean interior - All the rubbish is under the floormats.
Immobilizer - The gear shift comes off in your hand.
Anti-theft device - I can let you have a Rottweiler cheap.
Drives beautifully - ... in a straight line; the steering is all over the place.
Low mileage - The odometer is on its third time around.
Full service history - Charlie in the garage round the corner checked it over last week.
Economical - Doesn't use much fuel, as it can't go any faster than 30 mph.
:rlol:
One careful owner - But the other nine were clumsy as anything.
10,000 trouble-free miles - Crashed in the last 20 feet.
Heated rear window - So you don't get cold hands when push-starting the thing in winter.
Very clean - Only washed if and when it rains.
Lady owner - The glove box is full of half-used cosmetics.
Clean interior - All the rubbish is under the floormats.
Immobilizer - The gear shift comes off in your hand.
Anti-theft device - I can let you have a Rottweiler cheap.
Drives beautifully - ... in a straight line; the steering is all over the place.
Low mileage - The odometer is on its third time around.
Full service history - Charlie in the garage round the corner checked it over last week.
Economical - Doesn't use much fuel, as it can't go any faster than 30 mph.
:rlol: