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    Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

    Avoidable \uh-avoy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

    Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.

    Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

    Eclipse \i-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.

    Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

    Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.

    Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did after his bag was full of loot.

    Misty \miss'-tee\: How golfers create divots.

    Paradox \par'-of-docks\: Two physicians.

    Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

    Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.

    Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.

    Primate \pri'-mate\: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

    Relief \ree-leaf'\: What trees do in the spring.

    Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: What you do to relax your wife.

    Seamstress \seem'-stress\: Describes 250 pounds in a size six.

    Selfish \sel'-fish\: What the owner of a seafood store does.

    Subdued \some-dood'\: Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

    Sudafed \soo'-da-fed\: Bringing litigation against a government official.

    :lol:
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