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    Teacher: Maria,go to the map and find North America..
    Maria: Here it is.
    Teacher: Correct,now class,who discovered America?
    Class: Maria.

    Teacher: John,Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    John: You told me to do it without using tables.

    Teacher: Glenn,how do you spell crocodile?
    Glenn: KROKODIAL
    Teacher: No, that's wrong.
    Glenn: Maybe it's wrong ,but you asked me how I spell it.

    Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    Donald: HIJKLMNO
    Teacher: What are you talking about?
    Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    Teacher: Winnie, Name one important thing we have today that we did'nt have 10 years ago.
    Winnie: ME!

    Teacher: Glenn,Why do you always get so dirty?
    Glenn: Well,I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    Teacher: Millie,give me a sentence starting with "I"
    Millie: I is..
    Teacher: No,Millie....Always say" I am"
    Millie: All right I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

    Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted it. Now Louie,do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

    Teacher : Now Simon,tell me frankly,do you say prayers before eating?
    Simon: No,I don't have to.My mom is a good cook.

    Teacher: Clyde,your composition on "My dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    Clyde: No, It's the same dog.:tv:

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    That's pretty silly. Old Glenn sounded almost as much of a dork as me! The fact that you felt good about using him twice in there was not much of a coincidence though. Lol

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Z28SSMAN View Post
      That's pretty silly. Old Glenn sounded almost as much of a dork as me! The fact that you felt good about using him twice in there was not much of a coincidence though. Lol
      Well, I wansn't going to say anything :rlol:

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