Kids are smart

[MR.hp]

Teacher: Maria,go to the map and find North America..
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct,now class,who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

Teacher: John,Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn,how do you spell crocodile?
Glenn: KROKODIAL
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it's wrong ,but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, Name one important thing we have today that we did'nt have 10 years ago.
Winnie: ME!

Teacher: Glenn,Why do you always get so dirty?
Glenn: Well,I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie,give me a sentence starting with "I"
Millie: I is..
Teacher: No,Millie....Always say" I am"
Millie: All right I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted it. Now Louie,do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher : Now Simon,tell me frankly,do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No,I don't have to.My mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Clyde,your composition on "My dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, It's the same dog.:tv:

[Z28SSMAN]

That's pretty silly. Old Glenn sounded almost as much of a dork as me! The fact that you felt good about using him twice in there was not much of a coincidence though. Lol

[MR.hp]

That's pretty silly. Old Glenn sounded almost as much of a dork as me! The fact that you felt good about using him twice in there was not much of a coincidence though. Lol

Well, I wansn't going to say anything :rlol: