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TURPENTINE VS HOLY WATER
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
At that moment a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine.
The Priest said, No, I think you are wrong, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, No, I think you are wrong, if you take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Cobra Mustang.
:rlol:
I had to change this a little so it would fit here better, I know it really don't take much to make something pass a Cobra Mustang but it sounded good, huh? LOL.... :lol:
Now this was just for fun so don't pick on me toooo bad...
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
At that moment a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine.
The Priest said, No, I think you are wrong, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, No, I think you are wrong, if you take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Cobra Mustang.
:rlol:
I had to change this a little so it would fit here better, I know it really don't take much to make something pass a Cobra Mustang but it sounded good, huh? LOL.... :lol:
Now this was just for fun so don't pick on me toooo bad...
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