Blonde 911

[MR.hp]

BLONDE 911

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb, and one of them calls 911...

Blonde: "We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb."

Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?"

Blonde: "Yes."

Operator: "The power in the house in on?"

Blonde: "Of course."

Operator: "And the switch is on?"

Blonde: "Yes, yes."

Operator: "And the bulb still won't light up?"

Blonde: "No, it's working fine."

Operator: "Then what's the problem?"

Blonde: "We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves."
:rlol:

[MR.hp]

A Blonde saddle

A blonde girl is driving through the West. Her car runs out of gas and an Indian comes along on a horse and gives her a ride to a gas station.

Every few minutes he lets out a wild whoop that would curdle milk.

Finally, he drops her off with a final "Yaaaaa-Hooo!," and gallops off.

"My god!" says the gas station guy, "What the hell were you doing to that Injun to make him holler like that?"

"Why, nothing," says the blonde, "I just sat behind him with my arms around him, holding onto his saddle horn."

"Lady," says the guy, "Indians don't use saddles." :rotfl:

[Titan5]

Confused Blonde

A Blonde is already very much upset with watching the news about the American economy when her husband says, - look at this!

A news cast coming on about Brazilian men dying in a terrible sky diving accident.

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing uncontroably! "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"

Confused, the husband says, "Yes dear, it is sad but, they were skydiving, and there is always that kind of risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde gathers herself, but still sobbing, she dries her eye's and says....

"Honey, just how many is a "Brazilian?"

:banana: