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# 6> It was mealtime during an airline flight."Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the passenger. " What are my choices?"asked the passenger. "Yes & No" she replied:rlol:
# 5>A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.As a man approached,she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.Without missing a beat,she said, " Sir,I need to see your ticket not your stub":rlol:
#4> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she could'nt find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy," Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied," No mam,they're dead.:rlol:
#3> The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window."I've been waiting for you all day," the officer said.The kid replied " Yeah,well I got here as fast as I could" :rlol:
#2> A truck driver is driving along on the freeway and notices a sign that reads : Low bridge ahead. Before he knows it the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of the patrol car walks up to the driver , puts his hands on his hips and say,"Got stuck,huh?" The truck driver says ,"No,I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas":rlol:
#1> A colledge teacher remind her students of tomorrow's final exam." Now class,I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,Illness,or a death in your immediate family,but that's it,no other excuses whatsoever" A smart-*** student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked " What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter exhaustion?" The class erupted in laughter. When silence was restored the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,shook her head and sweetly said," Well I guess you will have to write the exam with the other hand":rlol:
# 5>A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.As a man approached,she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.Without missing a beat,she said, " Sir,I need to see your ticket not your stub":rlol:
#4> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she could'nt find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy," Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied," No mam,they're dead.:rlol:
#3> The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window."I've been waiting for you all day," the officer said.The kid replied " Yeah,well I got here as fast as I could" :rlol:
#2> A truck driver is driving along on the freeway and notices a sign that reads : Low bridge ahead. Before he knows it the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of the patrol car walks up to the driver , puts his hands on his hips and say,"Got stuck,huh?" The truck driver says ,"No,I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas":rlol:
#1> A colledge teacher remind her students of tomorrow's final exam." Now class,I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,Illness,or a death in your immediate family,but that's it,no other excuses whatsoever" A smart-*** student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked " What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter exhaustion?" The class erupted in laughter. When silence was restored the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,shook her head and sweetly said," Well I guess you will have to write the exam with the other hand":rlol: