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Old Joe & Maggie went to Mickey D's one day for lunch.Joe ordered 1 hamburger,1 order of fries and 1 drink. Joe unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.He put 1 half in front of Maggie. Then he carefully counted out the fries dividing them into 2 piles and neatly placed 1 pile in front of Maggie.Joe took a sip from the drink, then Maggie took a sip and set down the cup between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger,the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking "That poor old couple- all they can afford is one meal for the 2 of them" As Joe began to eat his fries a young man came to the table.He politley offered to buy another meal for them.Joe said hey were just fine- they were used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed that Maggie hadn't eaten a bite.She just sat there watching Joe eat and occasionally sipping from the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time Maggie said " No thank you-we are used to sharing everything" As Joe finished his meal and was wiping his face with a napkin,the young man again came over to Maggie who had yet to eat a morsel of food and asked "What is it you're waiting for?"
Are you ready?
THE TEETH:rlol:
The surrounding people noticed that Maggie hadn't eaten a bite.She just sat there watching Joe eat and occasionally sipping from the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time Maggie said " No thank you-we are used to sharing everything" As Joe finished his meal and was wiping his face with a napkin,the young man again came over to Maggie who had yet to eat a morsel of food and asked "What is it you're waiting for?"
Are you ready?
THE TEETH:rlol: