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This is the story of "OLD JOE".Old Joe was admitted to a nursing home at the age of 95.After about a month, one of Joe's aides discovered that after lunch every day Joe would go outside on the patio and sit on a bench and stare at the ground with his head in his hands until dinner time.
One day, along came a resident named Mildred ( 80 years old ) who noticed Joe just sitting there .Mildred asked Joe what he was thinking about.Oh,I'm just thinking about the old days and about all the good and bad times I've had over the years he said. Mildred asked Joe what he missed the most and Joe replied " The Sex".You are way to old to have sex said Mildred.Joe remarked " If I could only get a woman to hold my member I would feel much better".Just hold it and nothing else ?" asked Mildred. "Yup " said Joe.Well I think I could do that for you she said. Joe tookout his member and gently placed it in Mildred's hand. This went on for about a month. Every day after lunch there would be Joe & Mildred with Joe's member in Mildred's hand.
Then one day Mildred went to meet Joe after lunch only to discover that Joe was'nt there. Fearing the worst ,she asked around if anyone had seen him.Everybody said that they hadn't. She then heard some one talking around the corner in the garden. She went to investigate and discovered "OLD JOE"with his member in Maggies hand. (Maggie was 75). Joe was wearing a grin from ear to ear.He looked up at Mildred and she yelled."Joe, what does she have that I don't ? Joe replied " PARKINSONS"
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One day, along came a resident named Mildred ( 80 years old ) who noticed Joe just sitting there .Mildred asked Joe what he was thinking about.Oh,I'm just thinking about the old days and about all the good and bad times I've had over the years he said. Mildred asked Joe what he missed the most and Joe replied " The Sex".You are way to old to have sex said Mildred.Joe remarked " If I could only get a woman to hold my member I would feel much better".Just hold it and nothing else ?" asked Mildred. "Yup " said Joe.Well I think I could do that for you she said. Joe tookout his member and gently placed it in Mildred's hand. This went on for about a month. Every day after lunch there would be Joe & Mildred with Joe's member in Mildred's hand.
Then one day Mildred went to meet Joe after lunch only to discover that Joe was'nt there. Fearing the worst ,she asked around if anyone had seen him.Everybody said that they hadn't. She then heard some one talking around the corner in the garden. She went to investigate and discovered "OLD JOE"with his member in Maggies hand. (Maggie was 75). Joe was wearing a grin from ear to ear.He looked up at Mildred and she yelled."Joe, what does she have that I don't ? Joe replied " PARKINSONS"
:rlol::tv::lol:
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