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There was a couple on a cruise, and on the ship was a lounge where this guy was playing the piano, he was dressed in the traditional cruise attire, (Hawaiian shirt and a pair of shorts), he let everyone in the lounge know that he was playing requests, and if you wanted to hear something you should just come on up and let him know what you wanted to hear and he would play it for you.
The couple sat down at a table just off to the side of the piano and ordered drinks, it was then that the woman noticed that his balls were hanging out of his shorts, she was embarrassed, especially for him.
She decided to let him know about his condition, so she got up while he was playing, walked up to the guy and wispered into his ear,
"Do you know your balls are hanging out of your pants"
And he replied,
"NO, But if you could HUM a few bars of it I will try to play it for you.."
The couple sat down at a table just off to the side of the piano and ordered drinks, it was then that the woman noticed that his balls were hanging out of his shorts, she was embarrassed, especially for him.
She decided to let him know about his condition, so she got up while he was playing, walked up to the guy and wispered into his ear,
"Do you know your balls are hanging out of your pants"
And he replied,
"NO, But if you could HUM a few bars of it I will try to play it for you.."
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