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A little boy was riding his new bicycle on christmas. A police officer rides up beside him on his horse and begins talking to the little boy.
Officer: "Nice bike. Did Santa bring that to you for Christmas?"
Boy: Yes he did!
Officer: Next time tell him to put a tail light on it.
The officer then wrote the boy a violation ticket for $40. While the officer was writing, the boy was very quiet, just watching. When the officer finished and handed him his citation, the boy asked the officer a question.
Boy: That's a nice horse. Did Santa bring that to you for Christmas?
The officer decided to just play along with the boy and humor him.
Officer: Yes, yes he did.
Boy: Well next time tell him to put the dick under the horse, not on top. :rlol:
Officer: "Nice bike. Did Santa bring that to you for Christmas?"
Boy: Yes he did!
Officer: Next time tell him to put a tail light on it.
The officer then wrote the boy a violation ticket for $40. While the officer was writing, the boy was very quiet, just watching. When the officer finished and handed him his citation, the boy asked the officer a question.
Boy: That's a nice horse. Did Santa bring that to you for Christmas?
The officer decided to just play along with the boy and humor him.
Officer: Yes, yes he did.
Boy: Well next time tell him to put the dick under the horse, not on top. :rlol:
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