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The teacher asks the class to come back the next day with a personal story of a family member that has a moral to it. So the next day all the students were ready to tell them. One after another stories with great morals were told. Then Johnny steps up and the teacher braces herself.
"Well ya' see, my aunt Carol is a fighter pilot in Iraq. Last week she got shot down by small arms fire and had to bail out. She checks her gear and she has a pint of Jack, a 9mm with sixteen rounds, and a Bowie knife. She looks down and sees twenty soilders ready to take her, and it aint looking good for her.
She knows that it is forbidden to have alcohol there so she drinks it down with out stopping. She hits the ground and shoots sixteen of them and stabs the rest. That's my story." Then he sets down.
The teacher asks where is the moral of the story?
"Well, everyone knows you don't mess with Aunt Carol when shes drinkin'!"
"Well ya' see, my aunt Carol is a fighter pilot in Iraq. Last week she got shot down by small arms fire and had to bail out. She checks her gear and she has a pint of Jack, a 9mm with sixteen rounds, and a Bowie knife. She looks down and sees twenty soilders ready to take her, and it aint looking good for her.
She knows that it is forbidden to have alcohol there so she drinks it down with out stopping. She hits the ground and shoots sixteen of them and stabs the rest. That's my story." Then he sets down.
The teacher asks where is the moral of the story?
"Well, everyone knows you don't mess with Aunt Carol when shes drinkin'!"