New Kinds of Tunes

[MR.hp]

As we all know you have to tune your car to get it to run properly so here are some to think about.

The Race Tune

The Street Tune

The I will kick you ass tune

The Sloss Tune [that will always beat you by one car length]

The Bigley Twin Turbo Fail Tune

The Driveway Tune

The Name That Tune

The Garage Tune

The I'll keep Fucking with it 'Till I get it right Tune

The K-mart Tune

The Wal-Mart Tune [everyday low prices]

The Hi-Tech Tune [the one that magically changes on it's own]

The Woop Ass tune

The Chuck Norris Tune

The Car Show tune

The Big Ass tune


If you think of more add them in:rlol:

[Fast One]

For the boost-enabled:

There's the 'I hope the fuel pump's big enough for this' tune.

How about the 'let's see how strong the head bolts are' tune.

Or the 'it needed new head gaskets anyway' tune.

There's the 'a couple more pounds of boost can't hurt' tune.

And then there's the dreaded 'I'm gonna drive over my own crankshaft' tune.


And for pretty much all of us:

Don't forget the Looney Toons...

[MR.hp]

For the boost-enabled:

There's the 'I hope the fuel pump's big enough for this' tune.

How about the 'let's see how strong the head bolts are' tune.

Or the 'it needed new head gaskets anyway' tune.

There's the 'a couple more pounds of boost can't hurt' tune.

And then there's the dreaded 'I'm gonna drive over my own crankshaft' tune.


And for pretty much all of us:

Don't forget the Looney Toons...

Then there is the "I ran a ten and broke my shit tune":rlol: