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    I just learned that the reason she blocks the entry to Porkys is to scope out the cars she wants to match up with.

    Word around town is that she likes to engage in a little street action. I guess the Caprice has a modified tranny and it really snaps her neck back on the 1-2 shift. It also has a shift lite hidden in the vent. Not sure what suspension mods that thing has, but heard it plants the rear tires nicely.

    All I know is that she doesn't have to jerk the steering wheel back and forth (like crazy did with his stang) to make it look like it has tons of power.

    Be careful if you match up with her because when she races, she has a nasty habit of turning her signal on when she changes lanes on her opponent.

    The only other thing...I was told she has a line lock and it's not uncommon for her to lite up a cig and puff on it while doing her burnout. lol

    So...the secret is out. Anybody scurred?

  • #2
    Originally posted by Z28SSMAN View Post
    I just learned that the reason she blocks the entry to Porkys is to scope out the cars she wants to match up with.

    Word around town is that she likes to engage in a little street action. I guess the Caprice has a modified tranny and it really snaps her neck back on the 1-2 shift. It also has a shift lite hidden in the vent. Not sure what suspension mods that thing has, but heard it plants the rear tires nicely.

    All I know is that she doesn't have to jerk the steering wheel back and forth (like crazy did with his stang) to make it look like it has tons of power.

    Be careful if you match up with her because when she races, she has a nasty habit of turning her signal on when she changes lanes on her opponent.

    The only other thing...I was told she has a line lock and it's not uncommon for her to lite up a cig and puff on it while doing her burnout. lol

    So...the secret is out. Anybody scurred?


    :rlol:

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    • #3

      I don't know anything about this "Lot Lady" but she sounds like the kinda Gal you could take home to meet Mom??

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Titan5 View Post

        I don't know anything about this "Lot Lady" but she sounds like the kinda Gal you could take home to meet Mom??
        She's one Mean Some-Bitch:rotfl:

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        • #5
          Dont yall be talking about my girl.

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          • #6
            So let me get this straight, it wasn't a hoax and she left the woods and is now working at Porky's?? Maybe she's just pissed about those Jack Link's guys always messin' with her.

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            • #7
              :rotfl::rotfl:

              On a side-note, that Datsun looks pretty bad-a$$!!

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              • #8
                HaHA.. thats great!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jollywrencher View Post
                  So let me get this straight, it wasn't a hoax and she left the woods and is now working at Porky's?? Maybe she's just pissed about those Jack Link's guys always messin' with her.
                  :rlol:

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                  • #10
                    why cover the young women with a bigfoot picture?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by HerrKooled View Post
                      why cover the young women with a bigfoot picture?
                      because there chunky, and the one that isnt so chunky has no tits


                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5aBGVPVe0g

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by HerrKooled View Post
                        why cover the young women with a bigfoot picture?
                        uuummmmm... ah ok, I didn't think I would have to explain this to anybody. It's so that everyone would know who I'm comparing sasquatch to, hence the comedic effect which bring out the "ha-ha's". If anyone NEEDS to see those chicks that bad I figure they can just scroll up to fill that urge. Next I suppose people will be bitchin at me for cutting out the preppy dudes on the right.

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                        • #13
                          heard she is dating scooter mike...........lmfao

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 98 cobra s/c View Post
                            heard she is dating scooter mike...........lmfao
                            Wow if thats true my hats off to the scooter man, thats a whole lot of woman! To see him balance that scooter with her on the back is something I gotta see!! :rlol:

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by waterbug1999 View Post
                              Dont yall be talking about my girl.

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