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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I do remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about us taking a stroll around back there and we can do it there agian, for old time's sake?'
Oh Jim, you horney old devil, that sounds a little crazy, but it's a good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them around back.
The elderly couple walks slowly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes, and both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is, to keeping the "Magic" alive?
So, as the couple passed him, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was really something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking and very jittery, the old man is barely able to reply, but he manages to get out, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence!!!
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I do remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about us taking a stroll around back there and we can do it there agian, for old time's sake?'
Oh Jim, you horney old devil, that sounds a little crazy, but it's a good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them around back.
The elderly couple walks slowly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes, and both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is, to keeping the "Magic" alive?
So, as the couple passed him, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was really something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking and very jittery, the old man is barely able to reply, but he manages to get out, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence!!!
:rlol: :rlol: :rlol:
I thought you would like this.
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