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    The Ranch Hand






    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was
    a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew
    very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper
    for a ranch hand.
    Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
    thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided
    to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house
    than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every
    day and knew a lot about ranching.
    For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
    Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done
    a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and
    kick up your heels.'
    The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One
    o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand.

    Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room , he found
    the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for
    him.
    She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she
    said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as
    she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently
    and placed them neatly by her boot s. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly
    unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off
    my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it
    to the floor.



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    Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town
    again, you're fired.'
    :rlol:
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