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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'
PT. 2
A young mother and her four year old daughter are sitting in the second row at
church one Sunday. The pastor is building momentum and passion in his sermon.
He's almost to the finale and raises his arms toward the heavens and says,
"Lord, without you we are but dust!"
The Little girl in the second row looks to her mother and says in a loud voice,
"Mom, what's butt dust?"
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'
PT. 2
A young mother and her four year old daughter are sitting in the second row at
church one Sunday. The pastor is building momentum and passion in his sermon.
He's almost to the finale and raises his arms toward the heavens and says,
"Lord, without you we are but dust!"
The Little girl in the second row looks to her mother and says in a loud voice,
"Mom, what's butt dust?"