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  • Shawn and Marky

    Shawn and Marky worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were laid
    off. So...dey went to the Unemployment Office together.


    Asked his occupation, Marky said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto the
    ladies cotton panties."

    The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor,

    she gave Marky $300 a week in unemployment compensation.

    Shawn, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel fitter."

    The clerk looked up diesel fitter..and it was classified as a skilled job.
    So, the clerk gave Shawn $600 a week in unemployment compensation.

    When Marky found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office
    to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.

    The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled labor and diesel fitters

    are skilled labor."

    "What skill?" yelled Marky. "I sew the elastic on the panties. Shawn puts them over

    his head and says, "Yah...... DIESEL FITTER."
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