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    A Preposition Lesson

    On my 53rd birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The
    certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was
    rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

    After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to
    the shaman, and wondered what I was in for. The old man slowly, methodically
    produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder,
    warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a
    teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will be longer and harder
    than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

    I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop
    the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' the shaman responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

    I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a
    spoonful of the medicine, and then invited Jaynene to join me in the
    bedroom.
    When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, I
    was the manliest of men.

    Jaynene was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she
    asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
    And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a
    preposition.

  • #2
    I shared that with a guy at work today we laughed. good clean joke!!

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    • #3
      LMAO

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      • #4
        Couldn't you buy Preposition "H" at Snyder's

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