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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's George Washington's clock. The hands have never moved,
indicating that he never told a lie."....
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock The hands have
moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."....
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."....
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's George Washington's clock. The hands have never moved,
indicating that he never told a lie."....
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock The hands have
moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."....
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."....
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